Monday, March 27, 2023

WHO IS OUR PROBLEM?,


1.The trader who removes 2 bowls of rice from the bag, repackages, and sells as a 'full' bag is complaining about the wickedness in Nigeria.

2.The lecturer who insists on sex for a young girl to pass is complaining about the rot in Nigeria.

3.The Pastor who pays his driver 15K in Lagos or Abuja while his son schools in the USA is complaining about the hopelessness in Nigeria. 

4. The Mallam (Local Islamic school teachers) who send other people's children to go and beg in the name of Almajiri and bring the money
to him on oath so that he will take care of his family while the Almajiri's are looking like slaves is complaining that Nigerian leaders don't know God. 

5.The civil servant who comes to work once a week and shows up at the end of the month to receive full salary and kickbacks is complaining about politicians who do nothing.

6.The student who spends the whole weekend at the party after party only to start posting Instagram pictures on Monday is complaining that Nigeria is stealing his/her dreams.

7.The "VIP driver" who can't join a simple queue but keeps overlapping in and out of traffic to shunt is complaining about disorderliness in Nigeria.

8.Doctors in public and teaching hospitals on the government payroll who abandon patients on the floor but are thriving in their private hospitals are complaining that Nigeria is hopeless.

9. The officer who sees 'roger' as his/her birthright and keeps on complaining that our leaders are evil and therefore Nigeria is doomed. 

10. The members who diverts the money and property of his/her organisation for personal use is complaining about bad leadership in Nigeria.

1. Until we realize that the value of Nigeria today is the average of our values, we will keep fooling ourselves.

We are all architects of our social and economic development woes.

Stop the blame game. CHANGE begins with YOU.

FOOD FOR THOUGHT πŸ‘‡
Our attitudes and unpatriotic behaviors should stop.
BE the CHANGE you want to SEE!

A gratitude heart

A boy was standing, barefoot, in front of a shoe store shivering with cold. A lady came up and said:

"My little friend, what are you looking with such interest in that window?"

He replied, "I'm asking God to give me a pair of shoes."

The lady took him by the hand and led him into the store and asked a clerk for half a dozen pairs of socks for the child and a pair of shoes. She asked if she could lend her a tub of water and a towel and led the boy to the back of the store. She lovingly began to wash the child's feet and dried them, then put on his socks and shoes. She patted the boy on the head and said:

"There is no doubt little friend that you feel more comfortable now!".

As she turned to leave, the boy, very happy, caught up with her and took her by the hand, looking at her with tears in her eyes, he asked:

"Are you the wife of God?

The Lady replied:

*" ""No, I'm just a grateful woman with what he has given me,"".❤️"*......................# _GRATITTUDE IS_ _ATTITUDE_πŸ₯°

GETTING OLDER LAUGH IT OUT.


I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People get out of the way much faster now.

Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers..

I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes five years in a row.

I decided to stop calling the bathroom the 'John' and renamed it the 'Jim'. I feel so much better saying "I went to the Jim this morning".

Old age is coming at a really bad time. When I was a child I thought “Nap Time” was a punishment. Now, as a grownup, it feels like a small vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is..."I don't need to write that down, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair; I have "wisdom highlights" I'm just very wise.

Don't ever ask me to bend down and touch my toes.  If God wanted me to touch my toes, He would have put them on my knees.

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators We haven't met yet.

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes when I need expert advice.

At my age "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Actually I'm not complaining because I am a Senager. (Senior teenager) 

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
- I don’t have to go to school or work.
- I have a driver’s license and my own car.
- I get an allowance every month.
- I have my own ipad (although I can't recall where I kept it)
- I don’t have a curfew.

Life is great.

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.

Now, I’m wondering…did I send this to you, or did you send it to me?

*Have a good chuckle. Laughter is a good Medicine* 
πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Friday, March 24, 2023

SEX, LOVE AND VIRGINITY

SEX, LOVE AND VIRGINITY!!!

A lot of girls complain that guys walk away from them simply because,they refused giving them s*x,some are even tempted to give away their virginity just to keep the guys
- Let_Me_Be_Very_Blunt_Here...πŸ˜‡
Virginity may not be the real reason why the guys go away, yes, no doubt, there are several guys who want s*x, and if they don't get it, they walk away...😬
The problem may not be the virginity or the s*x...😎
The story of the Ten virgins in the Bible reveals that both the wise and the foolish were virgins; the other Five were not allowed seeing the bridegroom not because they were virgins or because they lost their virginity...
NO! But because they were foolish and they were called foolish because they had no EXTRA_OIL πŸ™Œ. And the EXTRA OIL here is CHARACTER!πŸ™‹
Most girls do not have extra oil to sustain any relationship, while many brag about their virginity, that's all they have to offer. πŸ‘€
Aside your virginity, what do you have to offer to a man?
- Can you support him spiritually?
- Can you support him physically?
- How about mentally?
All you do is demand money for bag πŸ‘œ, shoesπŸ‘ πŸ‘ , clothes πŸ‘—πŸ‘–πŸ‘™, and outing, making him spend unnecessarily.
Have you ever sit him down, and you help him plan about his future?πŸ’­
Has he ever seen you as someone he can confide in?πŸ‘«
How many times has he come being in a state of dilemma seeking advice from you?😭
Rather than jumping from one club to another. 😡😱
And for the virgins, they forget that virginity ends after the wedding, but EXTRA OIL continues...
Yes... Nobody is perfect... 
We all have our bad sides...
BUT...
Try to be a woman that a man will always regret losing for the rest of his life...
Be that woman that your man can never afford to lose to another man 😊.
Build your man to your taste... 
And stop looking for a ready made husband 😏😏😏.
* Force yourself on that rich dude that you didn't work with to achieve what he has..., 
And hear the story of your life from him one day πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.
- Did You Work With me to achieve all I've got? 
- Ever since you've entered this house... What has added to what you met?
* Note:
- There's just nothing as best as building up your man yourself.
- And you will forever earn his #RESPECT  ✌✌✌.

Friday, July 22, 2022

THE AGE OF RELATIONSHIPS

The Age Of Relationships


The story of four close friends, who studied in the same school up to Senior High School. At that time, there was only one luxury hotel in the city.After the O-Level exam, they decided that they should go to that hotel and have some tea and breakfast. The four of them could hardly collect twenty dollars. It was a Sunday and all four of them reached the hotel by bicycle at nine-thirty.

Tan, Lim, Wong, and Mah started talking while having breakfast and tea. All four of them decided unanimously, that they would meet again after 50 years in the same hotel on 1st of May.

"Till then we all should work very hard. It will be interesting to see how much progress has been made after 50 years," they discussed. 

It was also decided that the last one to reach the hotel then, would have to pay the bill for that day.

Ho, the waiter who served them tea and snacks, was listening to all this. He said, "If I stay here till then, I'll be waiting for you all."


Then,All four separated for further education.

Tan had left the city after his father got relocated, Lim went  for further studies, and  Wong and Mah got admission to different colleges in the country.

Eventually, Wong also left the country. Days,months, and years passed.
  

In fifty years, the city underwent a radical change. The population of the city increased, and roads, flyovers, and malls changed the appearance of the city.Now that hotel had become a five-star hotel, the waiter Ho had now become Mr. Ho, the owner of this hotel.  Fifty years later, on the scheduled date, May the 1st, at noon, a luxury car came to the door of the hotel.

Tan got out of the car and started walking towards the porch. He now owns three jewellery stores.


Tan reached the hotel owner Mr. Ho, and both of them kept looking at each other. Mr. Ho said, “Sir, Mr Mah had booked a table for you a month back.

 ”Tan was heartily happy that he was the first of the four, so he wouldn't have to pay the bill that day and would make fun of his friends for it.

After a while, Lim arrived. Lim has become a well known contractor of the city. For his age, he now looked like an old senior citizen.

Now, they both were talking and waiting for the other friends. The third friend, Wong also came in half an hour. On talking to him, both of them came to know that Wong was now a businessman. 

The three friends kept looking towards the door again and again, wondering when Mah would come. 

Soon, Mr. Ho came to them and said, "A message has come from Mah . He's asked you all to start with snacks, and he'll join you."

All three were happy to meet each other after fifty years, laughing and joking for hours, but Mah did not come.

 Mr. Ho said, "Mah has sent another message, you three should order your favourites from the menu and start eating."

The food was ordered, but even after they had finished eating, Mah did not show up. When the three asked for the bill, they were told that the bill has been paid online. At eight o'clock in the evening, a young man got down from the car and with a heavy heart reached the three friends preparing to leave the hotel. The three couldn't take their eyes off the man.

The young man said, "I am your friend's son Jackie Mah, my father's name is Mah. Dad had told me about your get together today, he was waiting for this day, but he passed away last month due to a long illness...

He had asked me to come late because if I had come early, it would have made you all sad. Dad had said, "My friends will not laugh if they come to know that I am not in this world, then they would lose the joy of meeting each other... I don't want that."

That's why he ordered me to come late. He also asked me to hug all of you on his behalf." Jackie Mah spread both his hands with watery eyes.,everyone around was eagerly watching this scene, they thought they had seen this young man somewhere. 

Jackie Mah said, "My father became a lecturer and gave me a good education. Today, I am the Governor of this city..."

Everyone was amazed, Mr. Ho said, "Now, it won't be after fifty years, but we will meet in our hotel every month, and each time there will be a grand party from my side...."

*Friends, keep meeting your loved ones, don't wait for any opportunity to meet someone, we never know when it's time to get separated and we may never get to meet again...

The journey of life is also like a train journey. When someone's station comes, they will have to be dropped off at that moment. Only few blurry memories would remain!

Stay with family, feel the joys of being alive..

Keep meeting your loved ones, not only on special days, but also on other occasions, and sometimes without any reason too. May the tree of our relationships be nourished by the water of love, for whom we do not have to wait for any reason or opportunity to meet.


Dear frien‏ds

"We must take time for the people around us and enjoy the beauty of life."

❤️❤️❤️❤️

Tuesday, December 14, 2021

NO FEAR NO RELENT



 Do you remember the historic football match between Nigeria and Brazil in Atlanta during Olympics Games in 1996? General Sani Abacha was the president of Nigeria, while Jo Bonfrere was the Chief Coach of the Dream Team, Nwankwo Kanu fully on ground as the Captain of the team.


Brazil was the king of global football and they knew it. So, Nigeria losing to Brazil that night would not be a big deal.


Gosh! Brazil dealt with us that night. Till around 77th minute (about 12 minutes to the end of the game) Brazil was obviously dominating the game. The score line was Brazil 3, Nigeria 1.


Despite the Brazil squad including star names such as Carlos, Rivaldo, Bebeto and Ronaldo, Nigerians watching the game still think Nigeria did not deserve such humiliation by Brazil boys, we had been beaten mercilessly. Nigerians became angry towards the end of the match; many had turned off their Television sets, some were shedding tears, while few hoped and prayed that we would not be further disgraced with yet another goal, but the unimaginable happened in the game.


At about 78th minute Victor Ikpeba stroked from 20 meters to score the second goal, everything changed beyond the 3:2 score line. Pressure came upon Brazil and hope for the Nigeria players, they became more motivated and began to fire shots from every angle.


Then another miracle, at the 90th minute, just before the final whistle, Kanu Nwankwo turned and flipped the ball over Dida and it was another goal, the equalizer.y


What a wonderful match?...


There was a rule then, “the Golden Goal Rule", the first team to score in the extra time wins the game.


Then came the decisive goal from Papilo in just 3 minutes into the extra time… And that was how the messy game became a message.


A lot can still be done this year to make it a glorious year, the remaining part of the year is sufficient to define the whole year.

Don't lose hope now. It is too early to give up on your beautiful expectations for 2021.  

It is not over until it is over, wipe off the tears and buckle your shoes.


In the remaining days and weeks of this year, try to;


πŸ”ΉReview

πŸ”ΉRe- strategize

πŸ”Ή Relaunch.

πŸ”Ή keep faith alive

πŸ”Ήfire shots from all angles

Surely, you will win...


πŸ”ΉResist the pull of fatigue regardless of the past disappointments and delay.


 *He is a God of Miracles*

He will make things happen for you. *You will smile at last*🍾πŸ₯‚πŸ·πŸŒΉπŸŒΊπŸŒΉ

Monday, August 23, 2021

SWEET WORD FOR HER



Lets take a look at this( friends).
And lets learn out of this.. 

When u chat wit ur galfriend lyk dis.... 
YOU: Hey
SHE: Hello 
YOU: Xup 
SHE: I'm fny and u? 
YOU: Gud 
SHE: Okay 

πŸ‘† There is another guy online going lyk dis.... 
GUY: Good morning beauty,😘 how is ur pretty self doing today? 
SHE: Lol.... Do u have to make me blush dis early morning? 
GUY: U deserve dat my bestie, u always luk more beautiful wen ever u blush 
SHE: Wow ...... Stop flattering me 

GUY: I'm not bby, is jxt dat i luv u and ur happiness matters to me... 
SHE: I'm in a relationship dear but de truth is dat u have a way of making me happy whenever i chat with you. 
GUY: u deserve to be happy, enjoy ur day my angel ,got to go naw,chat u later. 
SHE: Thanks sweetie,i will miss u online, can't wait to have u back onlineπŸ™Š . . . 

U may think she's cheap to fall for a mere words,but that's how women were meant to be...... They like soft words from their spouse,give it to her and watch her melt in your arms The greatest mistake a man can make in a relationship is giving another man chance to make his woman happy Some guys can't even remember the last time they told their woman"BBY u are very beautiful " The highest they say is" Bby when are we going to see? ..... Bby wen are u coming to visit me? As if they are in the hospital ....
Learn to make ur partner special all days ✍️...

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